I don’t watch tv, I watch the Internet
what happened when the guy shop lifted the calendar?
he got 12 months
crime isnt a joke
today I burned my tongue on a piece of pizza and I think that it’s a very strong metaphor that sometimes the things you love most in life will hurt you.
*likes your answered ask but not in an “I sent that” way*
tumblr are only deleting blogs that aren’t following me so tell all ur friends
*shows up at ur door 10 years after we had an argument* aND ANOTHER THING
now she want a photo
u already know tho
u only live once thats the motto badword yolo
Hello is this the police? Someone made up a post on tumblr for notes. Yeah, it didn’t even happen, they just did it for notes
one time this guy was hitting on me and he said “I’m loving the whole blonde hair, blue eyes thing” and I said “so did hitler” I literally said that to a person