a commercial for dominos was just on and i guess i was lovingly staring at the tv because my mom says to my dad “i wish you still looked at me like haley’s looking at that pizza”
the whole yahoo/tumblr thing is rly just like when a single dad marries a new woman and the kids get rebellious and are like “YOU’RE NOT MY REAL MOM”
if you didnt have an avril lavigne phase youre a liar
There’s no way all of that happened in only 4 seconds! LMFAO!
me me me sooo me
preferred mode of travel tbh
Did this broad just hit the rag top out the door, tho.
Ianthe bitch im done with you