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When my mom is on the phone

dominicandarwinism:

Mom: Yeah, they’re great. She’s home, actually. Do you wanna say hi? 

Me:

 

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Zombies attack in Florida?  :)

LOLLLLLLLL

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f0rtunexfame:

he black.

^ lmfaooo

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stonedkitty:

kumtwat:

stonedkitty:

its 94 degrees

you are indoors shut up

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heightofinnocence:

obesealpaca:

When an employee at the McDonald’s drive through asks me how I’m doing, I always ask them back, just in case they need someone to talk to because you never know

Those fries could be salted with tears

Lmfaooo

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basically all my sentences start with one of these

• ok so
• basically
• omg
• no but seriously
• actually
• ok
• wow
• ok wow (or wow ok)
• wait
• but wait
• no wait
• guys
• oh wow
• so like

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